I am a goat.

I defy gravity, sanity, and all reasonable expectations of a person "my age".
I respect the climb because experience has shown me that you have to go up, ..if you want to get down.
I place more value in the experience of a humble novice than the advice of an arrogant expert.
Pizza and Beer is health food. ...and i can prove it.

"I" ..am a goat.